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I make it rain porn on you hoes.

they be drilling them chicks like major payne when they make it rain they aint playing cock competition games

from the club vip to the coupe inside my gates up in the bedroom screaming the governors name

I order one bottle then I fuck a black booty model then I order more bottles now I got a white booty model

blogging outta control and we on like the television

the crack blog channel but we do not broadcast, we throw up links, you buy porn and download the entire forecast

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We be on the webz tonight posting all the porns tonight! This is the followup to blog hard so you know its going to be hard its gotta be hard but will it be as hard? aw sheeeeeeeeet!

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She be smokin like a muffler homie.

Niggas phony so I only got a couple of homies.

If you a hustler I can fuck with ya homie, you spend a couple bucks on XXXBLACKBOOK she will stay in touch with ya homie.

I get money I get 20 a k, I got 20 blogs all doing 20 a day.

I get cake from ass, tits, and free porn. They hatin cuz I’m on the grind like I’m makin love, the pornstars got the club hot like Jamaican booty.

Cop porn, wait for a drought and then make it flood.

Try to take my cake you aint gunna get a plug, but you can take my information if you give me a plug cuz I’m a hustler I could sell porn to you and salt to a slug!

Surfer, Axe about me.

I dont fuck with porn tubes cuz my server bills coming too soon, my laptops turning two soon, sponsor checks come like once in a blue moon.

But I’m gettin my dough from pimping ho’s, I made more dough on big asses than big tits.

Just a keyboard on my wrist, no jewels. I aint gotta prove I’m rich, I’m no fool.

I deal porn and if you bastards doubt me I’m a hustler, axe about me.

Less money more problems is true cuz the less money I make the more free porn for you.