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Fuck Plastic Carrot Dildos

Friday, May 30th, 2008

So I hit up my homie Nick Sunshine to see what the fuck was up and to complain that my stash was almost dry… and do you know what that motherfucker said?

NickSunshine: what the fuck with this bitch’s hair

So i’m like… her hair? her hair might be stupid but it is clearly not the most fucked up thing in these pictures… Do you know what is? You see whats in her hand? or in her vagina I should say. Yeah, its a fucking PLASTIC carrot. What company makes fucking plastic carrots? and is this company in the sex toy industry? Do they make these plastic carrots purely for the purpose of these girls to stick them in their pussy? I just thought this was weird, crazy, amazing? I wonder if they make smaller versions? carrot anal dildos?

So, then Nick is all like oh yeah, bro dude man check it out I have a corn dildo.

I’m like… So your telling me that plastic vegetable dildos are popular sextoys? What the FUCK? Dude, whoa.

Then nick says he has posted 2 other galleries this week featuring carrots… Here they are.

Some cute foreign chick with a big carrot in her cunt.

Hanna’s Honeypot playing with a stupid plastic carrot dildo thingy.

I think these galleries are stupid and if you actually like plastic carrot dildo porn FUCK YOU! Dont ever come back to my site you fucking weirdo, buy yourself some quality porn instead!

NickSunshine: yea well real carrots have nowhere to put batteries!

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Freaky Friday Bitches!

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Filth Freaks Asses

Black bitch with a big ass butt shakes it like a salt shaker on top of a black dudes cock.

Camera pulls back, oh shit son theres another couple fucking next to them and holy shit they are on a fucking couch outside in some hood yard! Haha this site is fucking CRAZY man, Filthy Freaks what a fucking name!

Like that video? check out these fucking pics! This white bitch is a straight FREAK!

Holy shit, this slut is getting ass pounded!

This is her favorite part, mmm the jizz she likes that shit. Is that cum in her nose?! HA!

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Real Wife Stories… Who says you cant make a ho a housewife?

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Real Wife Stories

Oh shit son BRAZZERS came out with a brand new site! Its called RealWifeStories and it caters to a wide varity of tastes. Cheating wives, sex therapy, watch your wife get fucked, wives sleeping with their bosses, all types of crazy milf/wife scenarios! Peep this shit, ya’ll know that hot ass blonde chick Hanna Hilton? Yeah, she did her first hardcore scene for this site and so far its her only hardcore scene so if you wanna see that hot blonde thang getting fucked so hard that her titties are bouncing and her ass is jigglin’ then sign up for Real Wife Stories right NOW!

Peep this Jenna Haze picture gallery for free to get ya started, naa mean?

Jenna has such a nice fucking ass… I’d murder her butthole like dang.

Ms. Haze doing what she does best.

Fuck Yeah!

Thats enough free shit for you buster! Now do me a solid home slice and sign up for the members area so I can get paid and you dont need to worry bout gettin laid. Click this thang right here to DO IT NOW

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MILF is whats for dinner?

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Greetings to everyone out there in porno land, i got some new shit ya’ll prolly aint seen yet its this brand spanking new milf porn site from bangbros

MILF Soup is a fantasy come true, they have all types of older sluts who love to fuck and have the sexual experience to rock your world. We’re talking all types of milfs everything from the hot lunch ladies to the bosses wife! shit is hella crazy check it out if you like them older bitches!

If you’d like to see more than just the sample galleries above you should Join MILF Soup now for only $2.95…

remember this is a Bang Bros website so you will also get access to all 20 of their sites for free just by signing up for MILF Soup.

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College Ass… Support Education AND get a BONER?

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

Send Ashley To College… thats the name of this hot blondes website.

A name says a lot about a website, doesnt it? Here you are surfing CRACKblog.com, you know whats up.

Her site says shes young shes smart and shes full of cum… sounds like shes a fan of D12 because those sound shockingly familar to the Purple Hills lyrics “Young, Dumb, and full of cum”.

Thats whats up, pretty young thang got herself some good taste in music, and a hot teen ASS!

Heres some sample pics, click them to visit her site.

Her gimmick is the money she makes from you paying to see her naked goes towards paying for her college tuition.

This innocent looking white college girl is a prime example of “Lady in the street, freak in the sheets”… but in this case shes an internet pornstar!

All I know is Ashley got herself a big BUTT and thats WHATS UP! You can join her hot and horny members area for $24.99

Support education and get a boner!

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Ashley Dupree on VIDEO!

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Ashley Dupre Gone Wild

If you aint heard who Ashley Dupre is yet then yo ass must have been on a week long crack binge or just too busy to give a shit. On march 10th that cracka ass cracka New York Gov. Elliot Spitzer got himself busted by the feds and this prostitution scandal broke out and been all over the damn tv and internet ever since.

Now whats crazy is that only one of the prostitutes is really getting any media attention and that girls name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre, well thats her stage name anyway. She goes by some other names such as Kristen, Ashley DiPietro, and some other ho ass names like Rae and Maika and shit, them last two sound like some straight hood names but whatever.

I dunno about you fools but whenever I hear about some call girl scandal on the news my first thought is damn yo I hope a video gets leaked on the internet! Well here we go… it just so happens that Ashley Dupre did some girls gone wild shit when she was a teenager, straight up! On her 18th birthday she was slutting it up girls gone wild style and guess whos got the video!? Thats right motherfuckers I got that shit! Sometime tonight or tomorrow I PROMISE I will post a portion of the video and a link where you can download the whole thing hella cheap.

For now if you join Girls Gone Wild they will have it up soon too.