Yeah, I’m writing this blog while doing a rain dance. Got a bag full of hot links you better get an umbrella!

I make it rain porn on you hoes.

they be drilling them chicks like major payne when they make it rain they aint playing cock competition games

from the club vip to the coupe inside my gates up in the bedroom screaming the governors name

I order one bottle then I fuck a black booty model then I order more bottles now I got a white booty model

blogging outta control and we on like the television

the crack blog channel but we do not broadcast, we throw up links, you buy porn and download the entire forecast

dude, tube sites are lame. I make it rain on ya, they never make it rain like southern California that’s where they at rata tat tat pew pew pew surfer thought ya knew.

wheres your umbrella, get yo rain coat it might get messy like an episode of bang boat. Gotta have me my boats and hoes!

I’m a boss I’m the mayor I make it rain on these haters. Watch some porn, buy some porn from me so that I can buy some gators.

Today I asked my fellow blogger Baller Steve to plug a gallery for me.

He was like yo son I dont plug video galleries even if they are of the hot blonde Brooke Belle getting fucked and creampied.

I was like home skillet are you pooping up my sleeve? and I was like oh snap I just came up with a new way to say are you shitting me and we both agreed that warranted an exception to the no video rule on Prime Curves

Which is good because now all of you fine people know who baller steve is, and now you all also know that Brooke Belle is a dirty whore.

We be on the webz tonight posting all the porns tonight! This is the followup to blog hard so you know its going to be hard its gotta be hard but will it be as hard? aw sheeeeeeeeet!

I’m the Crack Blog porno poster if I do my job right I’ll have you buying porn with the money you’re about to go get by pawning wifes toaster.

I’m a hustler homie I got the products, porn movies for the customers homie.

She be smokin like a muffler homie.

Niggas phony so I only got a couple of homies.

If you a hustler I can fuck with ya homie, you spend a couple bucks on XXXBLACKBOOK she will stay in touch with ya homie.

I get money I get 20 a k, I got 20 blogs all doing 20 a day.

I get cake from ass, tits, and free porn. They hatin cuz I’m on the grind like I’m makin love, the pornstars got the club hot like Jamaican booty.

Cop porn, wait for a drought and then make it flood.

Try to take my cake you aint gunna get a plug, but you can take my information if you give me a plug cuz I’m a hustler I could sell porn to you and salt to a slug!

Surfer, Axe about me.

I dont fuck with porn tubes cuz my server bills coming too soon, my laptops turning two soon, sponsor checks come like once in a blue moon.

But I’m gettin my dough from pimping ho’s, I made more dough on big asses than big tits.

Just a keyboard on my wrist, no jewels. I aint gotta prove I’m rich, I’m no fool.

I deal porn and if you bastards doubt me I’m a hustler, axe about me.

Less money more problems is true cuz the less money I make the more free porn for you.

Start with the straight blogs and then plug trannies.

Flirt with the hood rats then pop models.

We poppin porn sites like we won a Cock Competition game.

Cuz I blog hard.

Start with the straight shots and then pop bottles, pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow, if you cant swallow then shut up bitch gargle.

As I recline behind my desk I aint got a lotta ass traffic but I want a lotta checks.

Penny Flame went from fucking in the cell to creampie on the set

I’d rather pop a model b4 I pop a gat.

Start with the straight porn and then creampie trannies
Flirt with the hood rats and then pop models

Bahahaha this is a crack blog production! Tuck in yo chains and hide your wives because we getting buck up in here this aint no fuckin reggae party ya dig? So grab your glass and get your seat because its time for me to tell you the tale of BIG DICK PETE! Nah, fuck that I dont know nobody named Pete. Anyway so you like porn huh? Thats cool why dont you like go check out some of the awesome porn I linked to above instead of reading this. I mean what do you really think you are going to find out by reading a blog post on a blog called crack blog that has a whole bunch of porn pictures all over it. This aint education! This is not productive. If its porn your after then go fucking buy some porn via one of the banners so you can just download the whole videos without having to fuck around and waste time reading shit like this and fucking with shady video sites.

Way to waste time on the internet there buddy.